| Designated Decoy
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(Noun)
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- The unfortunate fucker who drives on ahead of the pack to take the heat of the police officer waiting for drunks to pass by. That's a real man's man right there.
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| Designated Drunk
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(Noun)
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- Responsible partiers choose a Designated Driver to drive during a night of debauchery. The Designated Drunk is chosen by the Driver.
The Designated Drunk assumes responsibility for all drink offers given to the Driver. The Designated Drunk will take all offers of toasts, shots, and drinking competitions in place of the Driver.
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| Dick Flick
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(Noun)
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- The testosterone-driven opposite of a "chick flick". Generally contains lots of car chases, explosions, and boobs.
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| Dinner Badge
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(Noun)
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- Dried stains of food on your shirt from messy eating.
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| Ditch Cricket
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(Noun)
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- See Nigger
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| Doggie Style
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(Adjective)
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- When making love to a woman from behind. Great access to both sweet spots.
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| Douche
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(Noun)
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- A person that you don't like.
- Anyone who drives a Honda or equivalent vehicle like a wanna be "Fast and the Furious" waste of human life.
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| Duckbutter
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(Noun)
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- Vaginal secretion that flows from an aroused woman.
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| Dumbass
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(Noun)
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- See Errorist.
- Gov. Janet Napolitano, Phoenix Mayor Phil Gordon, among others
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